RON SWANSON IS MY GOD

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

World tour

Hello everyone!

I’m planning to go around the world soon, so I created a leetchi to gather some money and some advices from everyone. I will later share some pictures I take from the trip on an Instagram account. If you have any advices or if you’re willing to give a few bucks for that incredible experience, here is the link :

Any place you think I should go to, trip advice you might have, or if you also did a tour around the world and can share your experience with me, please do so!

If you can share this leetchi link to anyone who might be interested to participate, please do :)

Thanks a lot

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gooseweasel

If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. 

Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About Nothing”, which you could basically read in modern slang as “Freaking Out Over Pussy”. And that’s pretty much exactly what happens in the play. 

kiralamouse

It’s also a pun with a third meaning. There’s the sex sense of much ado about “nothing”, there’s the obvious sense that people today see, and then there’s the fact that in Shakespeare’s day, “nothing” was pronounced pretty much the same as “noting”, which was a term used for gossip. So, “Flamewar Over Rumors” works as a title interpretation, too.

The reason we call Shakespeare a genius is that he can make a pussy joke in the same exact words he uses to make biting social commentary about letting unverified gossip take over the discourse.

ms-demeanor

Hey, hey, hey, you’re forgetting the fourth thing, that noting (again, pronounced note-ing) was a pun on music NOTES and that’s why there’s a shitload of singing and dancing and puns about singing and dancing because Much Ado About Noting is basically Freaking Out Over Pussy The Musical: Gossip Making a Mountain out of a Molehill.

justalurkr

Today I learned

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standard-dingo:
“ abiggaynerd:
“ bobavader:
“ biomerge:
“facts only
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Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.
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Fuck you Fiona...
biomerge

facts only

bobavader

Why the fuck am I seeing shrek slander on my dashboard right now. Did any of you even watch the goddamn films. I can’t believe this. You guys don’t deserve shrek.

abiggaynerd

Fuck you Fiona was already an ogre and was trying to hide that part of herself because her parents told her to be ashamed but shrek helped her accept that part of herself and become her true self unapologetically! Fuck you 

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OP is lord farquaad